Miss ClemS Elephant Stew

Ingredients

• 1 elephant
• water
• 12 ton assorted vegetables
• 2 rabbits

Directions

1. Cut up elephant into 1-inch cubes
2. Be accurate
3. Use ruler Place cubes in kettle containing 2315 gallons of water
4. Simmer 3 days
5. Add assorted vegetables
6. Do not use rutabagas
7. Rutabagas hate people thats why they taste the way they do
8. Simmer 6 more days over low heat