Possum Stew

Ingredients

• 1 road killed possum
• 1 lb potatoes
• 4 carrots
• 4 ears fresh cut corn-off-the-cob
• 1 bag butter beans
• 1 ripe red tomato
• 4 dashes red wine
• 1 Tbsp salt
• 1 Tbsp pepper

Directions

1. Paw n the chillun allus worked so hard a catchin little fish outta the creek that they just had to be cooked but they iz sweet n gud eatin
2. Scales take insides outn the haid off clean in cold watah salt n roll in 12 meal n 12 flour drop in hot fat n brown on both sides
3. To eat small bream furst pull fins off then start at the tail n ease meat up with a fork along backbone all the way up to whair the haid wuz hitll cum off in one piece widout bones iffn youre careful