Recipe For A Happy Marriage

Ingredients

• 1 c consideration
• 2 c flattery carefully concealed
• 2 c praise
• 1 pinch in-laws
• 1 generous dash of cooperation
• 1 c contentment
• 2 children at least
• 1 c blindness to faults of others
• 2 c milk of human kindness
• 1 gal faith in God and each other
• 1 reasonable budget
• 3 tsp pure extract of Im sorry
• 1 c confidence
• 1 c encouragement
• 1 c several hobbies

Directions

1. Take one child
2. Mix with generous pats of good humor and understanding
3. Blend in discipline as needed
4. Surround with music love of nature pets and friends
5. Bake in a warm pleasant atmosphere
6. Use large amounts of patience
7. Do not be discouraged if at times objects do not seem to be turning out to your perfection
8. Continue basting
9. Before you realize it your delight turns out even better than you had even hoped for
10. Release when properly aged