Recipe For Preserving Children

Ingredients

• 1 large grassy field
• 2 or 3 dogs
• some pebbles
• 1/2 doz. children
• 1 pinch brook

Directions

1. Mix the children and dogs together.
2. Put them in a field, stirring constantly.
3. Pour the brook over the pebbles.
4. Sprinkle the field with some flowers.
5. Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun.
6. When brown, remove and set to cool in a bathtub.
7. Now, go on with your cooking.